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Total Medals Earned: 2,060 (From 323 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 32,815 Points

Cathode Raybits

Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/400 points)

Laser 50 Points

Defeat Laser Raybot

Beam 50 Points

Defeat Beam Raybot

Bomb 50 Points

Defeat Bomb Raybot

Fire 50 Points

Defeat Fire Raybot

Shield 50 Points

Defeat Shield Raybot

Sword 50 Points

Defeat Sword Raybot

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cave of No Return

Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/365 points)

No Return 5 Points

Enter The Cave of No Return

Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points

Enter The Mushroom Forest

Going On A Trip 25 Points

Trip 5 Times During 1 Game

Inquisitive Soul 5 Points

View The Credits

Rain of Pebbles 10 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time

Sliding Princess 10 Points

Slide A Fair Bit

Rain of Stones 25 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time

Sliding Queen 25 Points

Slide Quite A Bit

Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points

Trip 10 Times During 1 Game

Mother of Slide 50 Points

Slide A Lot!

Stone Storm 50 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!

There But Not Back Again 100 Points

Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Chainsaw Slasher

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)

SOLDIER 5 Points

kill 50 enemies

FIGHTER 25 Points

kill 250 enemies

SURVIVOR 25 Points

beat game once

GRANDMASTER 100 Points

beat game on hard mode

MASTER 100 Points

survive 10 waves in survival mode

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Checkpoint

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Die 100 Deaths 5 Points

Die 100 times (in a single game)

30 Down... 10 Points

Complete 30 rooms

Game Complete 25 Points

Reach the end of the game

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Cleansing

Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/160 points)

Home Massacre 5 Points

You maliciously killed everyone.

The Weight 10 Points

The weight of the unaware has been lifted.

Reckless 25 Points

Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.

Half There 5 Points

Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.

Survivors 5 Points

Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.

Clean 100 Points

Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cloud Control

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)

Stratus 10 Points

Solve 5 puzzles.

Altocumulus 25 Points

Solve 10 puzzles.

Cirrus 50 Points

Reach the ending.

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.