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Total Medals Earned: 1,930 (From 300 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 30,540 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)

Armored Ashura

Henshin Unlocked 12/25/09
5 Points
Transform to Ashura mode!
Coming Home Unlocked 12/25/09
25 Points
End the game.
Comboist 10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Greedy Ashura 50 Points Score more than 200K
Ashura Master 100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/190 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal #3 Unlocked 11/10/13
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _15 Unlocked 11/10/13
10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 Unlocked 11/10/13
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 Unlocked 11/10/13
10 Points
Get a little head.
Medal/21 Unlocked 11/10/13
10 Points
Eat a pork chop!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 10/30 (75/500 points)

Atomic

Starter Unlocked 4/9/13
5 Points
Collect 10 squares
Normal Unlocked 4/9/13
10 Points
Collect 20 squares
Experienced Unlocked 4/9/13
25 Points
Collect 30 squares

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Attack of Heavenly Bats

Weapon Ninja Unlocked 5/13/11
5 Points
Get all weapons
Godslayer Unlocked 5/13/11
10 Points
Beat the game!
Heartkeeper 50 Points Beat the game without losing a single heart!
God Exterminator 100 Points Beat the game in 'no future mode'

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)

AVOIDAL

1 MILLION POINTS Unlocked 11/5/10
5 Points
Score 1 million points!
10 STAR STREAK Unlocked 11/5/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
TRAINING CIRCUITS Unlocked 11/5/10
5 Points
Reach difficulty level 5!
25 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 10!
SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN 25 Points Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED 25 Points Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER 25 Points Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE 25 Points Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR 50 Points Reach difficulty level 30!
CREDIT DUE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/500 points)

Babies Dream...

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/5/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/5/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
HAPPY FAMILY Unlocked 2/7/10
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY Unlocked 2/7/10
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER Unlocked 2/5/10
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
THE QUEST TO BECOME Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Playboy Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/2/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert

Medals Earned: 7/9 (425/500 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 12/6/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 12/6/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Mode 5 Points Activated Wade mode
Over 500! 25 Points Ban him at 500 + MPH

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)