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Total Medals Earned: 1,930 (From 300 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 30,540 Points

Bullet Audyssey

It's Over 9000!!!! Unlocked 11/27/11
5 Points
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Marcury Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
OVERCHARGED!!! Unlocked 11/26/11
10 Points
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe Unlocked 11/27/11
10 Points
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp Unlocked 11/27/11
10 Points
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat Unlocked 11/27/11
10 Points
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! Unlocked 12/3/11
25 Points
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power Unlocked 12/5/11
25 Points
Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet Unlocked 12/3/11
25 Points
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way Unlocked 11/28/11
25 Points
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road Unlocked 12/1/11
25 Points
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe Unlocked 12/5/11
50 Points
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 16/19 (285/395 points)

Bullet Bill 3

Dodongo Destroyer Unlocked 11/27/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Small Geo Metro Unlocked 11/27/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feline Fiesta Unlocked 11/27/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Unlocked 11/27/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chicken Extra Crispy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
False Start Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Great Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/50 (30/500 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 4/11/11
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Shooter Unlocked 4/11/11
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 4/11/11
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
I Like Swords 10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer 10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up 10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag 10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On 10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 3/32 (25/600 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 7/26/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 5/7/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 7/26/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 5/7/09
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH! Unlocked 7/26/09
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 5/7/09
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 5/7/09
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 7/16 (50/500 points)

Cardiac Snowdrift

I am not a vegetable (maybe) Unlocked 2/16/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Iron Constitution 10 Points Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Ultimate Completion 25 Points What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Unanimous Approval 100 Points Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Frozen Arteries Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Somebody's got a Valentine! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 10/9/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)

Castle Guardian

Give it a Chance Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Play for 10 minutes
Halfway there Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Get to day 10
Money Bags Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Collect $10,000
Slayer Unlocked 8/23/10
10 Points
Kill 100 enemies
Completed Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Complete the game
Full Bestiary Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Destroy every enemy
Powerhouse Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Fully Upgrade Strength
Smiter Unlocked 8/23/10
25 Points
Kill 1000 enemies
Must Get Achievement Unlocked 8/23/10
50 Points
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Survivor 25 Points Get 150 kills in survival
Achievement Addict 100 Points Collect every single achievement!
Secret Get! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/12 (190/320 points)

Castle of the Insect King

Swampgas Shotgun Unlocked 5/7/12
10 Points
Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun
Fear and Loathing 10 Points Hallucinate
King of the Castle 25 Points Beat the game.
Astral Traveler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)

CatGame

Time to heal. Unlocked 10/23/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Hoarder 10 Points Store 50 ammo cats.
Combo Master! 25 Points Score 30 combos during the whole game.
Trap Frenzy! 25 Points Knock out 20 enemies with the trap helper.
Turrrrrrific! 25 Points Kill 30 cats with the turret helper.
Cattastic! 50 Points Win the game.
I sure pimped my ride. 50 Points Max out all upgrades in the upgrades shop.
You sure rocked this one! 100 Points Beat the game by using rocks only.
Clownage! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/320 points)

Cathode Raybits

Laser Unlocked 4/28/14
50 Points
Defeat Laser Raybot
Beam 50 Points Defeat Beam Raybot
Bomb 50 Points Defeat Bomb Raybot
Fire 50 Points Defeat Fire Raybot
Shield 50 Points Defeat Shield Raybot
Sword 50 Points Defeat Sword Raybot
Mr Fulp Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/400 points)