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Total Medals Earned: 2,060 (From 323 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 32,815 Points

Antichromatic

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)

Semi Fracture 50 Points

Complete hard mode.

Fracture 50 Points

Complete hard mode in under 10 minutes.

Full Fracture 100 Points

Complete very hard mode.

Immune Fracture 100 Points

Complete hard mode with no deaths.

Perfect Fracture 100 Points

Complete very hard mode in under 20 minutes.

Quick Fracture 100 Points

Complete very hard mode in under 40 minutes.

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Armored Ashura

Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/190 points)

Henshin 5 Points

Transform to Ashura mode!

Coming Home 25 Points

End the game.

Comboist 10 Points

Perform a 45 combo.

Greedy Ashura 50 Points

Score more than 200K

Ashura Master 100 Points

End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 10/30 (75/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!

Atomic

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Starter 5 Points

Collect 10 squares

Normal 10 Points

Collect 20 squares

Experienced 25 Points

Collect 30 squares

Attack of Heavenly Bats

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)

Weapon Ninja 5 Points

Get all weapons

Godslayer 10 Points

Beat the game!

Heartkeeper 50 Points

Beat the game without losing a single heart!

God Exterminator 100 Points

Beat the game in 'no future mode'

AVOIDAL

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/500 points)

1 MILLION POINTS 5 Points

Score 1 million points!

10 STAR STREAK 5 Points

Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

TRAINING CIRCUITS 5 Points

Reach difficulty level 5!

25 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points

Score 5 million points!

50 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 10!

SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 15!

10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 10 million points!

100 STAR STREAK 25 Points

Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 20 million points!

75 STAR STREAK 25 Points

Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

IRON MAIDEN 25 Points

Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!

MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points

Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!

MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points

Reach difficulty level 20!

SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points

Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!

SPIKED 25 Points

Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!

SUPER SEEKER 25 Points

Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!

SUPER SPIKE 25 Points

Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!

150 STAR STREAK 50 Points

Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

200 STAR STREAK 50 Points

Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

DEVASTATOR 50 Points

Reach difficulty level 30!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 7/9 (425/500 points)

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert