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Total Medals Earned: 2,060 (From 323 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 32,815 Points

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Adam

Medals Earned: 6/7 (80/85 points)

Dear diary, I haven't touched myself in a long while. 5 Points

Complete the game.

I put on my scarf and astro suit. 5 Points

Complete the first level.

Houston, we'll have had a problem. 10 Points

Complete the second level.

I counted to hundred, slowly, using binary notation. 10 Points

Complete the third level.

I like trains. 25 Points

Complete the fourth level.

Rock around the clock. 25 Points

Complete the final level.

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Addicting Game

Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/180 points)

200 coins 5 Points

Collect total 200 addicting coins

win 10 5 Points

Clear 10 addicting levels

400 coins 10 Points

Collect total 400 addicting coins

800 coins 25 Points

Collect total 800 addicting coins

win 20 10 Points

Clear 20 addicting levels

win 30 25 Points

Clear 30 addicting levels

1600 coins 50 Points

Collect total 1600 addicting coins

win 40 50 Points

Clear 40 addicting levels

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Aground

Medals Earned: 22/45 (400/1,440 points)

Apples 5 Points

Add an Orchard to the Farm.

Heavy Lifter 5 Points

Get the Backpack.

Infinite Space 5 Points

Build the Storehouse.

Instant Meat 5 Points

Defeat a Boar.

Metallurgy 5 Points

Build the Smelter.

Sharecropping 5 Points

Build the Farm.

Shelter 5 Points

Build the Hut.

A Good Trade 10 Points

Build the Market.

Bon Appetit 10 Points

Build the Kitchen.

Crafting Time 10 Points

Build the Workshop.

Wyrmslayer 10 Points

Defeat a Wyrm.

Distant Shores 25 Points

Build the Dock.

Experiments 25 Points

Build the Laboratory.

Get Wyrm 25 Points

Now what do I do with it?

Heavier Lifter 25 Points

Buy a Super Pack.

Infinite Blood 25 Points

Build the Wyrm Pen.

Milking Pigs 25 Points

Add a Pen to the Farm.

Mmm, Cheese 25 Points

Cook a Pizza.

Rockslayer 25 Points

Defeat a Golem.

Shiny 25 Points

Mine a Diamond.

Hatchling 50 Points

Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.

Setting Sail 50 Points

Build a Boat.

Building My Way 5 Points

Build a structure with a Blueprint.

Power Up 10 Points

Build the Power Plant.

Charging Up 25 Points

Catch an Electric Eel.

Forging Ahead 25 Points

Activate the Forge.

Going Up? 25 Points

Build the Elevator.

Industrialize 25 Points

Build the Factory.

Shocking 25 Points

Defeat a Diode Wolf.

Synthetic Steak 25 Points

Activate the Synthesizer.

The Full Story 25 Points

Read all the Logs.

Whomp 25 Points

Chop down a Purple Tree.

Cyborgification 50 Points

Install a full set of Cyborg gear.

Dragon Master 50 Points

Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.

Dragon Tamer 50 Points

Fly on a Dragon.

Elementary 50 Points

Capture a spirit of every element.

Justice 50 Points

Solve the Bandit problem.

Powering Up 50 Points

Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.

Queenslayer 50 Points

Defeat the Wyrm Queen.

Face the Enemy 100 Points

Defeat the Old One.

Human Testing 100 Points

Successfully Confront the Mirrows.

Statue Smasher 100 Points

Defeat the Golemech.

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Alien Hominid Xtreme

Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)

I would hover 4000 meters 10 Points

Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.

Orange Cap 10 Points

Unlock the Orange Cap.

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Army Helmet 10 Points

Unlock the Army Helmet.

Big Boy 10 Points

Buy all the Gun Upgrades.

Boom Baby 10 Points

Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.

Dad n' Me 10 Points

Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.

Don't hurt me 10 Points

Buy all the Shield Upgrades.

Elvis 10 Points

Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.

Party Hat 10 Points

Unlock the Party Hat.

Pimp my ride 10 Points

Buy all the Engine Upgrades.

Slippery 10 Points

Buy all the Oil Upgrades.

And another 4000 25 Points

Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.

And I would hover 4000 more 25 Points

Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.

An Xtreme Alien Hominid 100 Points

Unlock all the other Medals.

HATS! 100 Points

Unlock all the hats.

Upgrades Galore 100 Points

Buy all the Upgrades.

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Alien Splatter

Medals Earned: 2/7 (100/500 points)

Stage 1 50 Points

Complete Stage 1

Stage 2 50 Points

Complete stage 2

Stage 3 50 Points

Complete Stage 3

Stage 4 50 Points

Complete Stage 4

FIN 100 Points

Complete the game!

Stage 5 100 Points

Complete Stage 5

Stage X 100 Points

Complete Stage X

Alight (in dreams)

Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/250 points)

Zero Candlepower 25 Points

Finish all levels without using a candle.

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A Quick Study 10 Points

Finish level 4 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.

Race You There 10 Points

Finish level 2 with a clock that has at least 25 seconds remaining.

Run Home 10 Points

Finish level 1 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.

Space Race 10 Points

Finish level 3 with a clock that has at least 15 seconds remaining.

Escape Plan 25 Points

Finish level 7 with a clock that has at least 20 seconds remaining.

Gravity Assisted 25 Points

Finish level 5 with a clock that has at least 10 seconds remaining.

Rat Race 25 Points

Finish level 6 with a clock that has at least 40 seconds remaining.

Time Lord 25 Points

Finish all levels with the clock.

Shoot the Moon 50 Points

Find level 8.

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Alkie Kong 2

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Worship the Mighty 5 Points

View the high scores.

Great Listener 10 Points

Do not skip any of Max's speeches.

Rick Rolled 5 Points

View the entire end-game movie.

Six Pack 5 Points

Find 6 bottles.

Beerbot Smash 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.

Boxed Up 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.

Code Breaker 25 Points

Enter the super secret level code.

Great Defender 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.

Half Case 25 Points

Find 12 Bottles.

Switch Off 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.

Vertigo 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.

Bat Crazy 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.

Full Case 50 Points

Find 24 bottles.

Olympian 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on normal mode.

Survivalist 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on easy mode.

Drunken Deity 100 Points

Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Alphaland

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

The Land Beneath 5 Points

Fall through the clouds.

The Living Stars 5 Points

Unlock the gate.

Becoming 10 Points

The end is upon you.

Debugging Complete 10 Points

Destroy all the bugs.

AMP'D

Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)

INFARCTION 5 Points

Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!

SIX PACK 5 Points

Collect 6 cans in a row.

50 YARD DASH 10 Points

Survive 50 yards(150 feet).

FATIGUE 5 Points

Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...

100 YARD DASH 10 Points

Survive 100 yards(300 feet).

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