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Total Medals Earned: 1,932 (From 301 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 30,640 Points

Cave of No Return

No Return Unlocked 8/24/11
5 Points
Enter The Cave of No Return
Mushrooms Are Bad For You Unlocked 8/24/11
10 Points
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Going On A Trip Unlocked 8/24/11
25 Points
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Inquisitive Soul 5 Points View The Credits
Rain of Pebbles 10 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Sliding Princess 10 Points Slide A Fair Bit
Rain of Stones 25 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Sliding Queen 25 Points Slide Quite A Bit
Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Mother of Slide 50 Points Slide A Lot!
Stone Storm 50 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
There But Not Back Again 100 Points Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/365 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/11/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/11/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/11/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/11/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)

Chainsaw Slasher

SOLDIER Unlocked 10/23/13
5 Points
kill 50 enemies
FIGHTER 25 Points kill 250 enemies
SURVIVOR 25 Points beat game once
GRANDMASTER 100 Points beat game on hard mode
MASTER 100 Points survive 10 waves in survival mode

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Checkpoint

Die 100 Deaths Unlocked 7/15/11
5 Points
Die 100 times (in a single game)
30 Down... Unlocked 7/15/11
10 Points
Complete 30 rooms
Game Complete 25 Points Reach the end of the game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Cleansing

Home Massacre Unlocked 3/13/13
5 Points
You maliciously killed everyone.
The Weight Unlocked 3/8/13
10 Points
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Reckless Unlocked 3/8/13
25 Points
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Half There 5 Points Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Survivors 5 Points Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Clean 100 Points Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Evening Stroll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/160 points)

Cloud Control

Stratus Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points
Solve 5 puzzles.
Altocumulus Unlocked 10/18/10
25 Points
Solve 10 puzzles.
Cirrus 50 Points Reach the ending.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Concerned Joe

Gotcha Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Screw up in level 5
Jailed 5 Points Manage to trap yourself
Look silly 5 Points Do what the title says
U mad 5 Points Find the troll face
Dance off 10 Points Start a rave party
Fabulous 10 Points You'll know it when you see it
Villain 10 Points Grow a mustache
Impossible 25 Points Somehow die in the menu
Maniac 25 Points Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Superhero 25 Points Find the secret cape
Cure 50 Points Find the cure for your disease
Sonic 50 Points Be faster than the elevator

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)